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VanFull

There's alot of cool crammed inside this Party Wagon.

"Get a Moped"

Got one.

And its for your face.

N.O.S.

Four Spoke Cragars. A friend finished this car recently after years of work. Great to see long term projects come to completion.
Perfect.

Creatures

Passed by local dive last night and saw 25 or so of these guys posted up. Said they wanted to start an east coast chapter of the Moped Army, we'll see. Why would i have a camera? Wait for the four minute mark, it's classic

The CREATURES of the LOIN present.... from graham french on Vimeo.

This week on Craigsface.

64 Pan


57 Pan


50 Pan



Shit, man.

She gets cold

So I got her a hat.

Alligator Tips

Joel's New Ride

And the sign that I was honored to paint for it. Congrats Angie and Joel.

My New Favorite

the DEAD WEATHER featuring members of the White Stripes, the Kills, the Raconteurs, and Queens of the Stone Age.....uh, yeah...face. Can't stop listening to it.

Happy Halloween

Fat American Choppers

Josh was kind enough to join us on our recent road trip, but before we left town, we made a stop at his shop. The place is small but filled with rad shit and pretty well organized. Thanks for letting us see your workplace. Keep it up, buddy.

Mini

Spotted at the Billetproof Drags. Pic by JT.

Critter

This kinda shit is why we left our shop in the woods for one in the city.
This lil fella tried to sneak up on me. He scared me but I didn't cry. I'm a big boy.

Barber Museum Art

Fuck your robots FACE!!!

Real Chopper Dog

Ok..not a real chopper but a real dog.

Ebay tanks of the week

Some dude in Illinois says...

F A C E !!!!!

Piggy Piggy

Josh at Fat American Choppers painted this for Jameson's face.

Backwater Run to Barber Vintage Festival

The museum and the track...rad.


My face...not rad.


Josh's beard...fuzz rad.


Jameson...BFF-rad


Mud butt...ultra-not rad


Nick and the WEED STEED...mega-rad


Bumper Cock...super-rad

Miami Dolphins?

Jameson got some new tank action today.
This is what working through your lunch hour can get you.
I still ate lunch, I mean, come on.
He likey.
BFF

Score

We found this gem floating in a sea of junk that we recently acquired.
Not road worthy, but a keeper none the less.

WTF??

What does it mean when there are work boots hanging from the power lines?

This the view from the door of our shop.
People keep telling us how "not nice" our hood is.

Gangster shit

pic by Sinner Rick (not "the brownie guy")

Prism

pic by Bozi

Art Fags

Corpses From Hell

Fuck every van you've ever known or seen!!!

Pic stolen from 100 Percent Matt
Cool East Coast shit.

B M F

Brother "I used to have a long-ass beard" Steve

This week on Craigsface.

Amen Saviour frame $250


1968 Triumph T100 $3300


1967 Triumph 650 $3750

FOR SALE 1975 Guzzi 850T

Stock single disc,which stops pretty good,Morelli electronic ignition,new mufflers(lowd as shit),borriani aluminum wheels,new battery,clean Delordo carbs,Fla title.The engine pulls great,good compression,This bike will run with the minimal,yet required attention,valve adjust.and regular use.
Get on a Guzzi for a reasonable price.
cranks first hit,1900.00 OBO. Call Mike at 321.663-7181 or email mike_flanagan3@hotmail.com

For the Star Wars nerds,

Harold's Auto

Spring Hill, FL. Used to be a Sinclair gas station in 1964.
Pic from JT

Ever watched a night launch?

Mindblowing.
Seriously.
Pic from Tony

This week on Craigsface.

2009 Evo custom $9000



1977 Garelli moped $475



1964 Datsun pickup $300

DAMN!!!!

Jameson has been hitting the gym and it is paying off BIGTIME!!!! The juice is helping a little, too.

Drugs

Inter-racial Inter-galactic

Violence

The art of Simon Brewer.

Walt Siegl is your Overlord.

Ruler. Ruler. Ruler.

Pic stolen from 47 Industries.

for Haints

Me and my BFF just got our Bro-tatzz.
We are in the "Play It Safe MC"
One Bro-tat represents "Never drinking while operating a motorcycle", while the other states "I wear a helmet. And I'm proud to hate you."
We are deep..........like your mother.

What is it?

Mycena chlorophos

More rad shit from Japan.

Neighbors in Bikinis

This week on Craigsface.

RIP Bodhi

pic stolen from LFTC

NEW new lid

Jameson's new fave. Shit is real nice. On sale, too.

It's been 2 years.

We still miss you, Brother.

She hates my nerd glasses

Coming Soon

Smut

Another hidden treasure

I don't even know this guys real name. He goes by "Sinner" on the JJ. We call him "Brownies" or "Carburetor Guy". We see him at our local swap meet every month. He's the guy who gets there real early and buys up all the shit that you wish you saw first. Old S&S carbs, Wassel tanks, wierd shit. So he buys this rattle can tank and (kinda like Steve's helmet) sees the ghost of 70's flake peeking out from under a layer of flat black. A few strokes of wet sanding paper and, voila. A true motorcycle archeologist.
See it on Ebay...item number 380156956238

yes

I'll be stealing this design for something, I'm sure.

31

Dead Luck DeVilles

Rockin' the Rumbler's Show NYC.
Pic stolen from some dude that was there.

new tank

appearing one week only.

We take

So good, had to repost

Taken from a 1962 Honda Motor Cycle Owner’s Manual.
Translated by Honda for the American Motorcycle Rider

1. At the rise of the hand by Policeman, stop rapidly.
Do not pass him by or otherwise disrespect him.

2. When a passenger of the foot, hooves in sight, tootel the horn
trumpet melodiously at first. If he still obstacles your passage,
tootel him with vigor and express by word of mouth, warning Hi, Hi.

3. Beware of the wandering horse that he shall not take
fright as you pass him. Do not explode the exhaust box at him.
Go soothingly by.

4. Give big space to the festive dog that makes sport
in roadway. Avoid entanglement of dog with wheel spokes.

5. Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the
skid demon! Press the brake foot as you roll around
the corners, and save the collapse and tie up.

Everyone is invited

b.y.o.a.

White Slavery

by Fritz Gurney

I quit helmets... forever

so should you.



Van Halen, bitches.
go see joeking-speedshop.blogspot.com

Ebay tank of (next) week

Its coming...October

Email us for details.

Fuck your van in the face...part 2

This is how extreme carpenters roll 'round here.

Ebay tank of the week

Sent to us from Bozi at Saint Motorbikes.

Relieve it.

Clearance Clarence

Last Week

I rode one of these for a couple days. Amazing. Trouble. Customers are silly.

Needs Wings

So Last Season

Pink Bikes

Organ Pipe

6x9 Cover air cleaner. No idea?

Brown Sugar

A shadow of its former self...especially since someone stole the wheels. When we took this picture, a dude named Racist Tim was busy pulling the 10 miles of speaker cable out to take to the recycler. He ripped out the drivetrain and sold it and was ready to cut it up into bits for scrap. He let us steal a couple of windows complete with etchings of the riverboat Robert E. Lee and can-can dancers. Silly.

Broke-Foot Front-Tuck

Remember when...

remember when it was cold enough to wear a flannel. I am so tired of sweating ALL FUCKING DAY!!!!
I feel like I have a quart of hot water sloshing around in my crotch.

Big guy, Lil guy

Got this shot of me and Double D at his scooter shindig awhile back. You can barley see a pre-breakdown Shannon Burke peering out at the hoardes of fans waiting to be shot in the face with his magnificentness.

Jackson Avery Webster

A.K.A. Jackbo
A.K.A. Tito
A.K.A. My lil pink footed nephew

New Art

Acrylic on wood. 15x15
$200 each.

Red Wheels and Whitewalls

I hear they're making a comeback.

Shot in the dark

Would love to find two of these covers. I believe the part number is : UNOBTANIUM-GUDLUK. Anyone?

Missed one

This one goes great with a "tank top".

EBay Tanks of the Weeeeek!

I'll handle this one since our egay Wizard was experiencing technical difficulties.

Done and done.

Art fag

Merch coming soon. We will actually have something that is for sale. Maybe.

Shop dog for a day

This lil fella wandered in the other day. Ate some food, drank some water, played fetch and the wandered off into the sunset. Before he left he said "Go forth young man, into the salvation of the Blogosphere, and spread ye the almighty word that is my pink rocket." So it was spoken, so it shall be done. We miss you already, Black Sloth.

Not Nice

Talk about your piles of worthless shit... This is our attempt to be carny folk. The swap meet has been good to us. Selling a buncha crap we would never use anyway has paid the bills more than once. Its also the best people watching around.

Random sticker sighting

Saw this on a rat bagger at Willies. Don't know who it is but we appreciate the support.

We still ride

Sometimes.
We are putting together a 5 day trip in October with a few pals. FL, GA, AL. Museums, races, camping. Wanna go? Hit me up.

Handlebars

Some people don't like these.
I think they are fun.

Some people also don't like fun.
Pics stolen of course.

Also not for sale

Spotted

At a gay bar. Really.

Vests?

Its like the opposite of when Jameson goes out to da club. Hehee...

Thanks Shinya!!!!

I appreciate everything.
It was great to meet you. Look for a package soon from HF-USA.

Benz

How to chop a gas tank.

Here at the HATE FACTORY we live to share our knowledge with others in order to expand and enrich the lives of chopper builders all over this land. This week we have comprised a very detailed and in depth article on how to build your very own custom gas tank. Just follow these precise instructions and you will be on your way to true chopper genius.

STEP 1: Buy a shitty tank.

STEP 2: Narrow the tank.

STEP 3: Strip the tank. (Maybe should have done this first.)

STEP 4: Put a tunnel in the tank.

STEP 5: Paint the tank.

There you have it folks. It's that easy. Now go out there and find your very own diamond tank in the swap meet rough and make your chopper dreams a reality. Paid for by H.F. and its followers

A skull is a skull

Mike Giant

Billabong

French Kiss

Its ok to copy artwork...as long as you do it good.
Thanks Josh, for this tank. We miss you.

Ben Prestage

Best one-man-band ever.
Home made guitars.
Book him...www.bluesboys.com

Also not for sale

ebay tanks of the week

For Sale

Old School?
(I think you spell that with a "K")
$5000

Random shop pics

New Paint

Just finished this tank and fender for Cary's Honda. It came out pretty good for a novice. Multiple coats of metallics, kandys, and pearls for your face.

wet shoes?

Ever get soaked on your bike at 5 AM on the way to work with no back up clothes?
Here's an easy way to make yourself some shoes. All you need is a couple rags and some painters tape. These sandals are NOT Jeruselem approved.

Augie's Trump

Repost

Sometimes I get high and right click with no labels. I stole this from LTTP(rip) and didn't give the Cap'n his props, my bad. We truly hope this type of behavior isn't why you laid her to rest. Guest appearances are for rappers and people that need a comeback. Show yourself or be done. BTW Nads really misses you.

Oilbag?

Anyone?

So Bicycle

Stairway 2?

Uncle Shanebo

Jackbo needs one.

Ebay tanks of the week

Five more reasons to chop something.

Speaking of sweet ass helmets...

Never seen one of these.

Old Fords

Are awesome. Stolen: yumyumchoppers.blogspot.com

Combo

Trendy

They have em ALL

Hawg Holics.....Japan (where else) is your dreamland.
See more of Janta's incredible photos at http://picasaweb.google.co.jp/Iwashiatama

Fairings

Sidecar

So, you collect vintage skateboards?

Go here and get your face crushed, forever.
http://www.tonyhallamskateboarding.com.au/
A strong understatement would be to say that this is the tip of the iceberg. Decks, trucks, stickers, clothes, shoes.....ALL NOT FOR SALE!!!!

Ebay tanks of the week

Speaking of douchebags

Found this gem on CL for sale, described as an "Authentic, real deal, Indian Larry chopper"
I corrected him promptly.

Speaking of new shops...

HWZN BROSS ... Genuine Junk Parts
Check it out at www.hwznbross.blogspot.com

Old KZ's are fun

This one was my daily. It got me to and from work. It got me experienced with welding and painting. It got me laid. It still out there somewhere.

The Casket Draggers

Will never fucking die!!!
This pic was taken at our first show.
Early '05. Will's Pub. Orlando.

Support Underground

Go see "No Future Krew"
NFKFFNFK.blogspot.com

Is this for real?

Seems kinda dangerous for on-road motorcycle use, but its all about the show, right?

For Sale

Sportster. Hardtail. $8500

Seriously?

A fake TV bike club patch is bad enough but to steal that fake clubs logo and put your own club's name on it?...Seriously? I hope some real fake TV bikers beat the shit out of whoever wins this on egay. Yeah, not only is it totally gay and totally fake, its also for sale. And the add says "Baddest Jacket Ever"

Options

Space Ship

Not bad for a baby hauler. Shown in front of some local graf hate.

DS got a new seat

Don't be eyeballin' the pegboard stash.

Art or Waste?

I-4 between Orlando and Tampa.

Smurf of the Parking Lot

Ebay tanks

Fresh off the E-bizzle auction block this week...




If I could only stop spending hundreds of dollars on parts I will never ever use. Just for your face. I didn't buy these but I would. And it would be for your face.

Love Cycles

He WISHES his boys had one of these beee-yutes.
www.lovecycles.blogspot.com

This guy's got it...

I need it. I really need to get outta of this town for a few days. I want to see some new faces. I want to eat a few bugs. I want my knees in the muthafuckin breeze. I want to hide from rain under a bridge. I want to change spark plugs on the freeway. I want to take a smoke break on the side of a mountain. I want to make sense of the shitstorm building up in my head and I only know one thing that will do it. I've tasted it. I love it. I need it. ROAD TRIP.

www.monsterbymail.com

For Nads
For Jameson
For Kristian

Best stickers ever...

motorcycho.blogspot.com
www.ratbike.org/motorcycho
These guys rule. Send them money NOW!!!!

King

Of the parking lot.

B4

After(Junk We Ride)

One day

We'll figure out how to order parts made of Japanese unobtanium.

Master of Krylon?

Say it wit love, say it with krylon.

I think not!

A small sample.

Pick your flavor

Softails

Still thnkin'...

...about a Galaxie. A dude in my neighborhood growing up had a 63 lowrider, baby blue on 13's. Can't shake it, gotta have one.

Post #300

RIP Sir Nugglus Von Stinklebottom III. I should have let you peel more faces.

This Just In...

Go here: customdesign-roby.blogspot.com
Just found this site. Sometimes a silly idea makes good paint. You like.

Footpeg?

I heard these things are valuable right now. It has a real BATES sticker on the bottom. No idea where i saw it.

Graphics

People think I make this shit up

The she-mullet in the middle actually won the REAL BIKE(tm) on a single raffle ticket. The BROS(tm) were the voice behind Scooby-Dum.

Let's get it on.

Aren't these two supposed to be crazed killers.
Mushy worthless bastards.

Wierdest bar ever

Mahuffer's in Indian shores, FL. Very proud of the fact they don't sell Budwieser. Not sure why.

Art for Jeff

I'm very new to digital artwork. I put my pens and inks and paints down for this guy just to try it out. I really learned how much effort goes into making even the most simple design. I have a new respect for graphic artists. These are for some stickers and such. Can't wait to get some. Go see his stuff...you will like... saintmotorbikes.com

1st Annual Hate Factory "VAN-IN"

All Vans were welcome...Dodge, Chevy, VW, Kiss, and some we didn't even recognize. We invited Vanners to this party from all over the world. Vans traveled from as far as China to be a part of this historic event. This is only a small bit of a world record holding collection of Vans that attended this year's event. Next year's party will be more exciting than ever. Mark your calenders, Vanners.

Babboon

Axed (fuck a frisco)

So you take your basic POS, cheap, swap meet tank. Since skinny is in, wider means cheaper. You cut it down the middle removing the tunnel and whatever else you don't like. Then you weld it all back up with a new super high tunnel and BAM...you're the fucking king of the universe. This ain't no tutorial, bitch, go try it. And, NO, I didn't pinstripe that.

Wish

1959 Buick LeSabre/Chevrolet ElCamino. You fucking wish.

Hondas are still allowed around here

This is Cary's new bike.
Once again, we were allowed to step in and finish and correct someone else's handy work.
No offense to whoever (no names out of respect to our client)had their hands in this bike last, but it is NOT NICE. Ugly is one thing. Unsafe is another. Tires are not supposed to touch fenders and 7/8 controls do not fit 1 inch bars. Lots of work left to do but its coming along smoothly. We are looking for someone to paint it for free. Anybody? Bueller? Bueller?

Thanks for seeking our help. Made some money. Made a friend.

Are you guys smiling?

Well you should be cuz this shit right here just put the FU back in FUNNY.

Rad

Got a package from Oshkosh.
Thanks Jaymes.
Everyone click the Blue Moon Kustoms link on the side of our page and go see this guy's work. Nearly flawless and a super nice guy.

Progress

Some old art and old parts.

Fresh artwork and some new tools.

Our new office has a/c. So cold.

I think we just downsized and upgraded at the same time....nice.

I'm Guessing

Not for sale.

Glam

Forgot where?

Since 1837

Borsalino of Milan. So rad I can't even steal the rest of the fotos.

New Hottness

RUBY Collabs

Fuck your van in the face.

Anybody know who painted this?
Stole this from MIND PILL
Awesome stuff...check it out...
www.takeyourpillsplease.blogspot.com

JR's + Blue Moon =

RAD

F F F F F....

F A C E ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

????

What the fuck?
This is a ticket spewing, gambling game for kids at an arcade in Gaytona.
Guess the name and I'll give you a prize...

Camo

You can't see me...

My first chop

1995 Kawasaki Vulcan 800
Got it cheap.
Fixed it up on the low.
Sold it to pay my own bail.

POPS

"Pop's Tattoo Emporium"
"Modern, Sterile, Electric Tattooing"
Kingston, NY
Thanks for letting me paint the window. It's like grafitti, with class.

Helmet of your dreams...

Phil sent this one in.

Top Shelf Hater

Its been a bad week for Clear Channel employees.

New Stickers.

Not available.

Suzy-Q

Hank

Moving again...

So our first year we worked out of a 2 car garage and a shed. It sucked.
Our second year we worked in a rented shop in Apopka. It sucked a little less.
This year we moved into town. We got ourselves a sweet little place in the west side of Downtown Orlando. Its a little smaller than our old shop but a lot nicer and a hell of a lot closer. No snakes crawling out of the walls or rats racing around the rafters or spider colonies taking over every corner. Its got a nice air conditioned office and a huge bathroom. We are in the process of getting it all fixed up including new paint and floor stain, a deck above the office area for storage, a handful of new lights, all new air lines and electrical outlets, and a bunch of other nice shit. Finally we got a nice place. Its pretty good when your ol' lady isn't scared to use the shitter.
More pics to come soon.

Uhhh

Mardi Gras is wierd.

Tiki Deck 2

This is my second one. I swapped it to Jaymes of Blue Moon Kustoms for a painted deck...Can't wait to get it.

Ooooooooowwwww

What a horrible movie.
One of my favorites.

Beam Me Up

This just landed across the street from my house. Any ideas?

Billetproof 09

Got our ride on, got our eat on, got our jamm on. Bitchin. Is that ChopperDave in the Ralph Lauren vest?

One step closer.

Thanks Walton.

He wanted something like this.

RIP Face

What's the deal?

With kitchen accesories.

Police?

On Time