Wednesday, December 16, 2009

More Inspiration


Swiss Mike's Trumpet.
¡Puro Sexo!

Monday, December 14, 2009

Triumph Repost


For inspiration

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Paragon Customs


Just painted this door for a good buddy's shop in Orlando.
Lowriders, hot rods, donks, you name it.
If it has four wheels this guy will cut it up.

Digger (a poem by Shanebo)


Skinny bars
Tiny lights
Make a long springer
Look just right
Hard to steer
That may be true
But I ain't no pussy
How about you?
This shit looks perfect
In the garage
Soon she'll be gone
Just like a mirage
It got us mad chicks
To bone and to nail
But we've had enough
And now its for sale.

1974


Where were you?

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Handlebars


WTF?

Coincidence?


I doubt it.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Fairburn, Georgia





Took a drive to see Ol'Dude at King's Kustom Cycles(they have red floors) and have some lunch. Went to this great pizza place called Oz Pizza and on the way out the door is when I realized the kind of town I was in. Be Cool in Fairburn or you could get grappled.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Old Mill Motorcycle Museum

Juliette, GA









GODSPEED





The second issue of Godspeed 45/06 is finished up and for sale. This one's got Kutty Noteboom, Rico Fodrey, John Copeland, Jeffrey Schad, Duane Ballard, Nelson Kanno, Josh Mills, Lock Baker, and Yoshi Kosaka. Like the last one, the book is independently photographed, designed and published. It's hard bound, 8x10 inches, 160 pages and sells at godspeed4506.com for $75.----ROS

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Yum Yum


MMMMM.....Hope it's Deep South.

Like a Biscuit


This tank is crusty AND flakey.

Flallops? Scallames?


Whatever they are called...they rule.
Traded a tuna salad sandwich for this tank.
Literally.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Really?

Friday, November 20, 2009

Model Art


Real parts made to look like a model tree.
Stolen from JJ.

Fresh Paint



Just got done with these two pieces for a build we are doing. We will have pics of the finished bike, soon.

Photography of William Gedney




The 60's ruled. Love the handlebars. Taken from The Selvedge Yard

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Speaking of Sharpie Art...


Most baller shit ever.

Hiring This Guy


For my Birthday party.

Wizards are Totally Hip


Sunday, November 15, 2009

Bell




Doing a great job.

Convert It


Possabilities

Cookware


Stolen?

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Details

Tank Art

Uncle Mike


At my wedding in an Outlaws doo-rag.
He was dressed nice when he got there.
Even wore a tie.
Somehow that tie transformed into drunken headgear and long conversations.

Power


It comes in all shapes and sizes.

New Prospect?


Putting this Ram Prospector Van through a few initiation rights to see if it is up to the task of being our new shop bitch.
Jameson has been cruzing it and loving it. New tires, loud pipes, stereo, and a stcker kit.
What's not to love?

Freeline


I relined this old sparkly lid with a knit cap my Mom got in England.
Put new black trim on it, too.
Both free.
Both face.

Trainspotting?


Somebody dropped a hated deuce in our nasty ass bathroom at work.
Shit ain't nice.

New Seat



Red flake to match my grips and lid.
Shit is bobber-tastic.

Stealing This


Totally gonna rip this off for an HF shirt.
Fuck em.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

My First Knob Job


I made this cast resin shift knob/paperweight from a silicon mold of a piece that I sculpted.

Gonna try a couple more and mess with a painted finish versus a clear resin.
I have a couple other designs in the works and they will be for sale.

Repost?


Not sure if I put this up yet.
This is the tank I got from Jeff at SAINT Motorbikes.

Alien flying out of a pyramid in front of an erupting volcano surrounded by multicolored pearl ribbons.
It rules.

I post alot of other peoples gas tanks on here.
I wanted to make sure everyone knew who the King of this game was.

By the way...not wall art...clean, non leaking runner.

Face.

On Location at the HATE FACTORY


Photo shoot with Carlos Amoedo and Fused Fashion.

Ebay tank of the century





Because of this tank, I quit this recurring post.
I also quit buying and collecting odd tanks.
I also quit life. FTW

Monday, November 9, 2009

Clubber's Dream


Newer shit from BratStyle

No Title


No words

VanFull


There's alot of cool crammed inside this Party Wagon.

"Get a Moped"


Got one.

And its for your face.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

N.O.S.







Four Spoke Cragars. A friend finished this car recently after years of work. Great to see long term projects come to completion.
Perfect.

Creatures

Passed by local dive last night and saw 25 or so of these guys posted up. Said they wanted to start an east coast chapter of the Moped Army, we'll see. Why would i have a camera? Wait for the four minute mark, it's classic

The CREATURES of the LOIN present.... from graham french on Vimeo.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

This week on Craigsface.

64 Pan


57 Pan


50 Pan



Shit, man.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

She gets cold


So I got her a hat.

Alligator Tips

Joel's New Ride


And the sign that I was honored to paint for it. Congrats Angie and Joel.

My New Favorite


the DEAD WEATHER featuring members of the White Stripes, the Kills, the Raconteurs, and Queens of the Stone Age.....uh, yeah...face. Can't stop listening to it.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Happy Halloween

Fat American Choppers






Josh was kind enough to join us on our recent road trip, but before we left town, we made a stop at his shop. The place is small but filled with rad shit and pretty well organized. Thanks for letting us see your workplace. Keep it up, buddy.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Mini


Spotted at the Billetproof Drags. Pic by JT.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Critter


This kinda shit is why we left our shop in the woods for one in the city.
This lil fella tried to sneak up on me. He scared me but I didn't cry. I'm a big boy.

Barber Museum Art


Fuck your robots FACE!!!

Real Chopper Dog


Ok..not a real chopper but a real dog.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Ebay tanks of the week



Friday, October 16, 2009

Some dude in Illinois says...


F A C E !!!!!

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Piggy Piggy


Josh at Fat American Choppers painted this for Jameson's face.

Backwater Run to Barber Vintage Festival


The museum and the track...rad.


My face...not rad.


Josh's beard...fuzz rad.


Jameson...BFF-rad


Mud butt...ultra-not rad


Nick and the WEED STEED...mega-rad


Bumper Cock...super-rad

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Miami Dolphins?


Jameson got some new tank action today.
This is what working through your lunch hour can get you.
I still ate lunch, I mean, come on.
He likey.
BFF

Score


We found this gem floating in a sea of junk that we recently acquired.
Not road worthy, but a keeper none the less.

WTF??

What does it mean when there are work boots hanging from the power lines?

This the view from the door of our shop.
People keep telling us how "not nice" our hood is.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Gangster shit


pic by Sinner Rick (not "the brownie guy")

Prism


pic by Bozi

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Art Fags


Corpses From Hell

Fuck every van you've ever known or seen!!!


Pic stolen from 100 Percent Matt
Cool East Coast shit.

B M F


Brother "I used to have a long-ass beard" Steve

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

This week on Craigsface.


Amen Saviour frame $250


1968 Triumph T100 $3300


1967 Triumph 650 $3750

FOR SALE 1975 Guzzi 850T



Stock single disc,which stops pretty good,Morelli electronic ignition,new mufflers(lowd as shit),borriani aluminum wheels,new battery,clean Delordo carbs,Fla title.The engine pulls great,good compression,This bike will run with the minimal,yet required attention,valve adjust.and regular use.
Get on a Guzzi for a reasonable price.
cranks first hit,1900.00 OBO. Call Mike at 321.663-7181 or email mike_flanagan3@hotmail.com

Friday, September 25, 2009

For the Star Wars nerds,



Thursday, September 24, 2009

Harold's Auto


Spring Hill, FL. Used to be a Sinclair gas station in 1964.
Pic from JT

Ever watched a night launch?


Mindblowing.
Seriously.
Pic from Tony

This week on Craigsface.


2009 Evo custom $9000



1977 Garelli moped $475



1964 Datsun pickup $300

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

DAMN!!!!


Jameson has been hitting the gym and it is paying off BIGTIME!!!! The juice is helping a little, too.

Drugs


Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Inter-racial Inter-galactic

Violence




The art of Simon Brewer.

Walt Siegl is your Overlord.

Ruler. Ruler. Ruler.

Pic stolen from 47 Industries.

Monday, September 21, 2009

for Haints



Me and my BFF just got our Bro-tatzz.
We are in the "Play It Safe MC"
One Bro-tat represents "Never drinking while operating a motorcycle", while the other states "I wear a helmet. And I'm proud to hate you."
We are deep..........like your mother.

What is it?

Mycena chlorophos



More rad shit from Japan.

Neighbors in Bikinis

Thursday, September 17, 2009

This week on Craigsface.




Tuesday, September 15, 2009

RIP Bodhi


pic stolen from LFTC

Monday, September 14, 2009

NEW new lid


Jameson's new fave. Shit is real nice. On sale, too.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

It's been 2 years.


We still miss you, Brother.

She hates my nerd glasses

Coming Soon


Smut


Another hidden treasure




I don't even know this guys real name. He goes by "Sinner" on the JJ. We call him "Brownies" or "Carburetor Guy". We see him at our local swap meet every month. He's the guy who gets there real early and buys up all the shit that you wish you saw first. Old S&S carbs, Wassel tanks, wierd shit. So he buys this rattle can tank and (kinda like Steve's helmet) sees the ghost of 70's flake peeking out from under a layer of flat black. A few strokes of wet sanding paper and, voila. A true motorcycle archeologist.
See it on Ebay...item number 380156956238

Thursday, September 10, 2009

yes


I'll be stealing this design for something, I'm sure.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

31

Monday, September 7, 2009

Dead Luck DeVilles



Rockin' the Rumbler's Show NYC.
Pic stolen from some dude that was there.

new tank


appearing one week only.

We take

So good, had to repost

Taken from a 1962 Honda Motor Cycle Owner’s Manual.
Translated by Honda for the American Motorcycle Rider

1. At the rise of the hand by Policeman, stop rapidly.
Do not pass him by or otherwise disrespect him.

2. When a passenger of the foot, hooves in sight, tootel the horn
trumpet melodiously at first. If he still obstacles your passage,
tootel him with vigor and express by word of mouth, warning Hi, Hi.

3. Beware of the wandering horse that he shall not take
fright as you pass him. Do not explode the exhaust box at him.
Go soothingly by.

4. Give big space to the festive dog that makes sport
in roadway. Avoid entanglement of dog with wheel spokes.

5. Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the
skid demon! Press the brake foot as you roll around
the corners, and save the collapse and tie up.

Everyone is invited


b.y.o.a.

White Slavery


by Fritz Gurney

Friday, September 4, 2009

I quit helmets... forever

so should you.



Van Halen, bitches.
go see joeking-speedshop.blogspot.com

Ebay tank of (next) week



Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Its coming...October


Email us for details.

Fuck your van in the face...part 2


This is how extreme carpenters roll 'round here.

Ebay tank of the week




Sent to us from Bozi at Saint Motorbikes.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Relieve it.


Clearance Clarence

Last Week


I rode one of these for a couple days. Amazing. Trouble. Customers are silly.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Needs Wings

So Last Season



Pink Bikes

Organ Pipe


6x9 Cover air cleaner. No idea?

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Brown Sugar


A shadow of its former self...especially since someone stole the wheels. When we took this picture, a dude named Racist Tim was busy pulling the 10 miles of speaker cable out to take to the recycler. He ripped out the drivetrain and sold it and was ready to cut it up into bits for scrap. He let us steal a couple of windows complete with etchings of the riverboat Robert E. Lee and can-can dancers. Silly.

Broke-Foot Front-Tuck

Remember when...


remember when it was cold enough to wear a flannel. I am so tired of sweating ALL FUCKING DAY!!!!
I feel like I have a quart of hot water sloshing around in my crotch.

Big guy, Lil guy


Got this shot of me and Double D at his scooter shindig awhile back. You can barley see a pre-breakdown Shannon Burke peering out at the hoardes of fans waiting to be shot in the face with his magnificentness.

Jackson Avery Webster


A.K.A. Jackbo
A.K.A. Tito
A.K.A. My lil pink footed nephew

Friday, August 21, 2009

New Art




Acrylic on wood. 15x15
$200 each.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Red Wheels and Whitewalls


I hear they're making a comeback.

Shot in the dark


Would love to find two of these covers. I believe the part number is : UNOBTANIUM-GUDLUK. Anyone?

Missed one



This one goes great with a "tank top".

EBay Tanks of the Weeeeek!









I'll handle this one since our egay Wizard was experiencing technical difficulties.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Done and done.



video

Monday, August 10, 2009

Art fag



Merch coming soon. We will actually have something that is for sale. Maybe.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Shop dog for a day


This lil fella wandered in the other day. Ate some food, drank some water, played fetch and the wandered off into the sunset. Before he left he said "Go forth young man, into the salvation of the Blogosphere, and spread ye the almighty word that is my pink rocket." So it was spoken, so it shall be done. We miss you already, Black Sloth.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Not Nice


Talk about your piles of worthless shit... This is our attempt to be carny folk. The swap meet has been good to us. Selling a buncha crap we would never use anyway has paid the bills more than once. Its also the best people watching around.

Random sticker sighting


Saw this on a rat bagger at Willies. Don't know who it is but we appreciate the support.

We still ride


Sometimes.
We are putting together a 5 day trip in October with a few pals. FL, GA, AL. Museums, races, camping. Wanna go? Hit me up.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Handlebars

Some people don't like these.
I think they are fun.

Some people also don't like fun.
Pics stolen of course.

Also not for sale

Spotted


At a gay bar. Really.

Friday, July 31, 2009

Vests?


Its like the opposite of when Jameson goes out to da club. Hehee...

Thanks Shinya!!!!


I appreciate everything.
It was great to meet you. Look for a package soon from HF-USA.

Benz

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

How to chop a gas tank.

Here at the HATE FACTORY we live to share our knowledge with others in order to expand and enrich the lives of chopper builders all over this land. This week we have comprised a very detailed and in depth article on how to build your very own custom gas tank. Just follow these precise instructions and you will be on your way to true chopper genius.

STEP 1: Buy a shitty tank.

STEP 2: Narrow the tank.

STEP 3: Strip the tank. (Maybe should have done this first.)

STEP 4: Put a tunnel in the tank.

STEP 5: Paint the tank.

There you have it folks. It's that easy. Now go out there and find your very own diamond tank in the swap meet rough and make your chopper dreams a reality. Paid for by H.F. and its followers

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

A skull is a skull

Mike Giant

Billabong

French Kiss

Its ok to copy artwork...as long as you do it good.
Thanks Josh, for this tank. We miss you.

Ben Prestage


Best one-man-band ever.
Home made guitars.
Book him...www.bluesboys.com

Also not for sale

Friday, July 24, 2009

ebay tanks of the week





For Sale


Old School?
(I think you spell that with a "K")
$5000

Random shop pics



New Paint


Just finished this tank and fender for Cary's Honda. It came out pretty good for a novice. Multiple coats of metallics, kandys, and pearls for your face.

wet shoes?


Ever get soaked on your bike at 5 AM on the way to work with no back up clothes?
Here's an easy way to make yourself some shoes. All you need is a couple rags and some painters tape. These sandals are NOT Jeruselem approved.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Augie's Trump




Friday, July 17, 2009

Repost


Sometimes I get high and right click with no labels. I stole this from LTTP(rip) and didn't give the Cap'n his props, my bad. We truly hope this type of behavior isn't why you laid her to rest. Guest appearances are for rappers and people that need a comeback. Show yourself or be done. BTW Nads really misses you.

Oilbag?


Anyone?

So Bicycle

Stairway 2?

Uncle Shanebo


Jackbo needs one.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Ebay tanks of the week






Five more reasons to chop something.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Speaking of sweet ass helmets...


Never seen one of these.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Old Fords


Are awesome. Stolen: yumyumchoppers.blogspot.com

Combo

Trendy

Thursday, July 9, 2009

They have em ALL





Hawg Holics.....Japan (where else) is your dreamland.
See more of Janta's incredible photos at http://picasaweb.google.co.jp/Iwashiatama

Fairings



Sidecar



So, you collect vintage skateboards?




Go here and get your face crushed, forever.
http://www.tonyhallamskateboarding.com.au/
A strong understatement would be to say that this is the tip of the iceberg. Decks, trucks, stickers, clothes, shoes.....ALL NOT FOR SALE!!!!

Monday, July 6, 2009

Ebay tanks of the week




Sunday, July 5, 2009

Speaking of douchebags


Found this gem on CL for sale, described as an "Authentic, real deal, Indian Larry chopper"
I corrected him promptly.

Speaking of new shops...




HWZN BROSS ... Genuine Junk Parts
Check it out at www.hwznbross.blogspot.com

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Old KZ's are fun


This one was my daily. It got me to and from work. It got me experienced with welding and painting. It got me laid. It still out there somewhere.

The Casket Draggers


Will never fucking die!!!
This pic was taken at our first show.
Early '05. Will's Pub. Orlando.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Support Underground


Go see "No Future Krew"
NFKFFNFK.blogspot.com

Is this for real?


Seems kinda dangerous for on-road motorcycle use, but its all about the show, right?

For Sale



Sportster. Hardtail. $8500

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Seriously?


A fake TV bike club patch is bad enough but to steal that fake clubs logo and put your own club's name on it?...Seriously? I hope some real fake TV bikers beat the shit out of whoever wins this on egay. Yeah, not only is it totally gay and totally fake, its also for sale. And the add says "Baddest Jacket Ever"

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Options

Space Ship



Not bad for a baby hauler. Shown in front of some local graf hate.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

DS got a new seat


Don't be eyeballin' the pegboard stash.

Art or Waste?


I-4 between Orlando and Tampa.

Smurf of the Parking Lot

Monday, June 22, 2009

Ebay tanks

Fresh off the E-bizzle auction block this week...




If I could only stop spending hundreds of dollars on parts I will never ever use. Just for your face. I didn't buy these but I would. And it would be for your face.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Love Cycles


He WISHES his boys had one of these beee-yutes.
www.lovecycles.blogspot.com

This guy's got it...


I need it. I really need to get outta of this town for a few days. I want to see some new faces. I want to eat a few bugs. I want my knees in the muthafuckin breeze. I want to hide from rain under a bridge. I want to change spark plugs on the freeway. I want to take a smoke break on the side of a mountain. I want to make sense of the shitstorm building up in my head and I only know one thing that will do it. I've tasted it. I love it. I need it. ROAD TRIP.

www.monsterbymail.com

For Nads
For Jameson
For Kristian

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Best stickers ever...


motorcycho.blogspot.com
www.ratbike.org/motorcycho
These guys rule. Send them money NOW!!!!

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

King


Of the parking lot.

B4



After(Junk We Ride)

One day


We'll figure out how to order parts made of Japanese unobtanium.

Master of Krylon?


Say it wit love, say it with krylon.

I think not!





A small sample.

Pick your flavor









Softails

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Still thnkin'...





...about a Galaxie. A dude in my neighborhood growing up had a 63 lowrider, baby blue on 13's. Can't shake it, gotta have one.

Post #300





RIP Sir Nugglus Von Stinklebottom III. I should have let you peel more faces.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

This Just In...






Go here: customdesign-roby.blogspot.com
Just found this site. Sometimes a silly idea makes good paint. You like.

Footpeg?

I heard these things are valuable right now. It has a real BATES sticker on the bottom. No idea where i saw it.

Graphics






People think I make this shit up




The she-mullet in the middle actually won the REAL BIKE(tm) on a single raffle ticket. The BROS(tm) were the voice behind Scooby-Dum.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Let's get it on.



Aren't these two supposed to be crazed killers.
Mushy worthless bastards.

Wierdest bar ever





Mahuffer's in Indian shores, FL. Very proud of the fact they don't sell Budwieser. Not sure why.

Art for Jeff